Garrett
2011-01-28 14:26:04 UTC
NIGAA,ima coming to see you.
*****, brotha, im in sandiego!. im driving up through san diego!
hell yeah im driving. theres cones everywhere, im hitting every other one.
should i just jump out the car? **** it! im jumping out! abandon ship.
what the hell is that
dude matt, im freaking out man, i feel like im in Jurassic park. the dinosaurs are so funny. i feel like im in the Jurassic park car, the green and purple on. that thing was sick until the t rex ate that motha ******! did you see that!?
hey, matt? im involved with this company. the overbrooke fertilization secotor foundation. we specialize in ferterlizer! ******* catalina wine mixer. four loco! yo, you know whats be crazy?! if this conversation was on you tube. we could have been famous. 7 million views.
oh my heart just dropped! i thought i saw a subway and im so hungry, but it was a walmart. like i thought it was the biggest subway ever, WAIT, Aren't there subways in walmart?! ****!
what are you doing?! holy crap! dont do it!
josh is ******* crazy, he;s gonna kill me! *hysterically laughing/crying*
MATT, hes ******* looking at me!
*hysterically screaming*
matt, matt, matt *screams*
you got your rosary beads on?! hold on to them for your cousin.
josh is ****** up! say a prayer! and dont you ******* stop! you hail mary full of grace my ***!
Matt, you got your rosary beads!
yeah, feels like a ******* ice cube on your chest!
theres just ice out of no where!
OMG! ahhhh
matt, dude, do you miss me? do you miss your cousin.
YO! hold up, theres austronauts!
josh who are they?!
"they're construction workers"
oh well thank god, we got away!
oh **** im a construction worker!
hey dude! what the hell is that? what the hell is that!
aww man it sounds like the shining!
*SCREAMS IN HIGHPITCH SCREAM VERY LOUD and scares the **** out of josh*
*laughs for for 2 minutes hysterically*
take that mother ******! *dead serious*
what you think matt?! what you think!?
i ******* scared myself!
hey! what are you doing! its the nativity!
it was a horse trailer! but in side, i saw jesus! its a mobile manger! the devil the truck! oh my god!
josh, did you see that?! he was lit! the devil was high!
does that mean im like the devil!?
josh, what the **** dude?
aw **** that was some crazy ******* ****!
It's you cousin john, high! its your cousin high!
its your cousin high! isnt that funny
highhhhhh. hiiiighhh!
i ate 6 double cheeseburgers! i ate 6,000 chicken vaginas!
6,000 cheeseburgers! and a large mutha ******* fry. and a ******* large ******* rootbeer.
i will not repeat myself!
AHHHH TEN HUT! at ease! then i start to dance. you picture me dancing dont you!
mattttay! how are you, sir? I'm high!
dude, wheres my whoopie cushion!?
man josh, im ****** up!
go josh! go josh go!
godaddy.com!
hey i think we should sing a song
well i like sugar and i like tea, but i dont like ******* now, you see? haha such a good song!
this is a funny conversation! we could make a movie out of this conversation we just had!
dude, when i screamed, did i scare you?! i scared the colonel! and hes a marine!
atttt lastttt, my looooovee has come along!!!!
**** yeah its ******* good! you know why? bc im ******* good!
matt i have to tell you something.
i split my jeans! and its a perfect wind tunnel. lets just say its could out.
dude hes cra AH!! zy matt! he looks like hannibel lector! oh ****! help! hesa kill me!bye cousin! love you!